6 Reasons Why Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Marriage Seems Fake

The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries marriage seems even more like a pre-planned match between a clueless Kris and a ratings-savvy Kim -- here's why.

Reason #1:Kim never spends any time wrapped up in normal post-bride obsessions. Any woman who’s been married knows that your first weeks of married life are consumed with post-wedding follow-ups. Brides stress over the thank you notes for their wedding gifts. They fuss over the wedding photos and making an album. They can hardly wait to see the wedding videos — the personal ones, not just their upcoming wedding special.

Kim NEVER does ANY of this. She NEVER mentions her gifts. Never seems to have even seen what her gifts were. NEVER discusses her three wedding dresses and how to take care of them for posterity’s sake. All brides freak out about this i.e. taking care of their beloved wedding gown. Not Kim! It’s as if the $10 million dream wedding NEVER occurred, aside from being referenced as a “big waste of time and money” that Kim admits that she got “all these people to come to ” in last night, Jan. 29th’s finale of KKTNY. Kim and Kris NEVER reminisce about their wedding — something every newlywed woman does with her husband.
Reason #2: Kim Kardashian was already dissing and ignoring her sister-in-law Kaela Humphries by Sept. 13 — less than a month after the Aug. 20 wedding.
What new bride disses her sister-in-law, especially one she supposedly likes, less than a month after her wedding? Kaela, a model, was in NYC to walk in the Richie Rich runway show on Sept. 13 and Kris Humphries attended without Kim. In fact, there were three empty seats in the front row for Kim, Kourtney and Scott — all no-shows. In the Jan. 22 episode of KKTNY, Kim claims that Kris Humphries never told her that Kaela was coming to NYC — hard to believe — and then, that she didn’t want to see Kaela because she is “having so many issues with Kris,” and would find it hard to “put on a happy face.”
This is less than a month after the wedding and almost a full month before Kim and Kris’s wedding special aired on Oct. 9 and 10.
So Kim was, according to the dates, already having major marital problems a little over two weeks after a supposedly fabulous honeymoon.
Reason #3: Kim was already contacting medium John Edwards to reach out to her late father for comfort on her marriage to Kris Humphries just a month after the marriage.
If we follow the dates in the KKTNY show, then Kim was already in such distress over her marriage that she actually contacted her late father through medium John Edwards, on Sept. 30 — eight years to the day after Robert Kardashian died. This was also just over a month after the wedding and actually almost two weeks before Kim went to Dubai and told her mother Kris Jenner that she wasn’t happy in her marraige around Oct. 16.
Kim confesses in the Jan. 22 episode that she’s been going through a lot “emotionally and mentally” and she says she’ll “find comfort in connecting to my dad again.” She also decides not to tell her new husband that she’s going to do it. “It makes me not want to talk to him about it,” she said.
So again — she’s miserable in her marriage just six weeks after the wedding and keeping secrets from Kris H.about talking to a medium.
Would you hide anything major from the man you loved? Wouldn’t you be so excited to discuss contacting your late father? Is this not bizarre behavior from a newlywed?

Reason #4: Kim never EVER wanted to spend time with Kris Humphries! She avoided him from almost the moment they arrived in NYC — Aug. 29 — nine days after their wedding!
Kim appears happy with Kris for only the first two episodes of KKTNY. At first she is so happy, she is ready to get pregnant. But by Sept. 13, she is avoiding her sister-in-law because she has so many issues with Kris.
In the meantime, Kim spends time with BFF Jonathan Cheban, jets with her sisters to appear at Sears on Sept. 18 in LA and tweets that she takes a trip to Mystic, Connecticut to be with Kourney and Mason on Sept. 29. Then she leaves for Dubai on Oc. 12 for four days.
All of this doesn’t leave much time for Kris and in fact in the KKTNY finale she says they “never hang out.”
That is NOT normal newlywed behavior. Newlyweds are obsessed with each other — anyone who’s ever been around one knows that. It’s also nowhere near enough time to be having MAJOR issues with a new husband.
Kim somehow would have had to fall out of love with Kris with epic speed to be having divorce-ready issues two weeks after the honeymoon.
Since he didn’t abuse her physically, verbally or emotionally or cheat — what could he have done to provoke her speedy revulsion?
Reason #5: Kim claims she loses trust in Kris after he secretly makes a personal appearance in Toronto when she goes on a “sisters weekend” with Kourtney!
First of all, none of the dates match up on these two events. Kim and Kourtney actually take Mason on a “sisters weekend” on Wed. and Thurs., Sept. 28 and 29.
However, Kris Humphries and Scott Disick actually jet to Toronto for Kris’s personal appearance on Sept 17, a day before Kim appears in LA with sisters, Kourtney and Khloe to promote their Kardashian Kollection of clothes at Sears.
So — Kim could hardly have been furious with Kris for secretly making an appearance while she was on a “sisters weekend.” She didn’t have a weekend away and he didn’t sneak off during it.
He did go to do business with Scott while she was also away on business — this hardly qualifies as a divorce-worthy crime.
In fact, the scene filmed between two in the aftermath of Kris’s misbehavior had to have been staged.
Reason #6: The PR spin on Kim’s divorce starts already in the show’s last few episodes.
By the time Kim is supposedly confessing to her mother in Dubai that her marriage with Kris is floundering, she’s already using the “F” word, as in fairy tale. She wanted a fairy tale and thought she was getting one with Kris. But it didn’t pan out.
Khloe even says to her in the finale episode on the phone: “You got caught up in your fairy tale.”
It’s so strange that the fairy tale word comes up repeatedly when Kris Jenner later explains why Kim has filed for divorce, 72 days after she married.
Kris Jenner responded to criticism that Kim filed for divorce after making millions on her wedding by saying, “At the end of the day, Kim had to pay a great deal of money [for] the balance that was owed for the wedding which she was delighted to do because that was her fairy tale,” she told the Today Show on Nov. 2.
It’s as if the PR spin was already being laid while the show was being filmed.
Who does that?
Hmm! People who knew they’d have some explaining to do and needed to start “branding” their divorce explanation?!
It’s all very suspicious. It all seems like the marriage was sooo fake!

 What do YOU think? Does anything else stand out strangely to you? Tell me now!

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Khloe Kardashian’s Real Father Is O.J. Simpson (Photo)?

This week’s National Enquirer cover explains why Khloe Kardashian bears no resemblance to her sisters Kim and Kourtney – and the reason is simple… O.J. Simpson is her dad! It seems that O.J. has plenty of time to talk while he sits in jail for up to 33 years and the former NFL star has let it slip that he had an affair with Kris Jenner. Even worse, Sydney Simpson, O.J.’s daughter, looks like a clone of Khloe.

Kris has admitted sleeping around on her husband at the time, lawyer Robert Kardashian, and he and O.J. were close buddies. In fact Kardashian represented O.J. at his murder trial and was largely responsible for his acquittal. O.J. was known as an insane womanizer and Kris as a total slut – the logical conclusion is simple. If Robert had known that O.J. had fathered Khloe would he have been so helpful?

Rumors were circulating last week as genes don’t lie and Khloe has none of the dark Armenian looks of her three siblings – she is also built on an entirely different frame. With momanager Kris Jenner being a self-proclaimed tramp it is not a stretch that Khloe had a different father.

Both Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Lawyer Robert after he divorced Kris Jenner and Ellen Kardashian, 63, who dated Robert for 6 years before marrying him two months before he passed away in 2003 came out last week and said clearly that Khloe is not Robert’s daughter – she is NOT a Kardashian.

Also featured in this week’s magazine they claim they have world exclusive news that Angelina Jolie is pregnant and she hid it at the Golden Globes.  The pregnancy rumors all stem from the fact Angelina said recently, “I could end up pregnant” when asked whether she and Brad would add to their brood.  The also go on to claim that she has recently had a cancer scare.

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Robert Is 100 PERCENT Khloe's Biological Dad...Kim Kardashian

Now this is not funny...
Khloe Kardashian's sister Kim is saying Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe's biological father ... and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap.

Sources close to Kim tell TMZ ... the family is fuming at Robert's ex-wives ... who both told the tabloids Robert privately revealed that Khloe was fathered by another man.

We're told, "It's totally untrue and the family is very hurt."

One source close to Kris Jenner tells us ... Khloe's mom isn't even fazed by the rumors because "it's so ridiculous, it's not even worth her time."

The family has been dealing with wild allegations about Khloe's biological dad for a while -- and even joked about it on their reality show -- but one family source is adamant, "She looks just like Robert's mother."

To rub saltont the Kardashian's injury two of Robert Kardashian's ex-wives have come forward saying he confided him them that he was unsure of the paternity of the now-27-year-old.
Jan Ashley, who married the businessman after Khloe's mother Kris Jenner, said: 'Khloe is not his kid -- he told me that after we got married.'
And Ellen Pierson, 63, who married Robert in 2003 just two months before his death, has also come forward after eight years of silence to 'tell the truth' about the Kardashian family.

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30 Facts About Duchess Of Cambridge As She Turns 30 + Kim Kardashian Sends Kate A Birthday Message

 Happy Birthday Kate! I can't seem to get enough of this lady. We have 30 fantastic facts you must know about the Duchess Of Cambrige and the future queen of England.

1 Catherine Elizabeth Middleton was born to parents Michael and Carole Middleton at the Royal Berkshire Hospital in Reading on January 9 1982.

2 Kate was christened at the parish church of St Andrew's Bradfield in Berkshire on June 20 1982.

3 Aged eight, she became a brownie with the 1st St Andrews pack in Pangbourne, Berkshire.

 

4 At the age of 13, she went to the £15,000-a-year Marlborough College in Wiltshire.

5 During her time there she represented the college at tennis, hockey and netball. She became captain of the college's hockey team and played in the first pair at tennis.

6 Kate is a keen photographer and took pictures for her parents' mail order business Party Pieces.

7 Amman, the capital of Jordan, was home to Kate and her family for a few years in the mid 1980s.

8 The Duchess has completed her Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award.

9 Hobbies she enjoys include walking, tennis, swimming, sailing, and painting.

10 It was rumoured that at Marlborough College Kate had a poster of her future husband William on her wall. But she has quashed speculation by revealing it was in fact the "Levi's guy" who adorned her bedroom.

11 Kate spent time studying at the British Institute in Florence during a gap year.

Young Kate

12 She also crewed on Round the World Challenge boats in the Solent while taking a break from studies.

13 In 2001, the Duchess enrolled at the University of St Andrews, Fife, from where she graduated in 2005 with a 2:1 in history of art.

14 When an undergraduate she continued playing sports and turned out for the university's hockey team.

15 Kate met her future husband at St Andrews - a university where graduates have around a one in 10 chance of meeting their perfect partner and getting married.

16 The Duchess worked in London as a part-time buyer for the clothing company Jigsaw Junior. When she left without finding a new job, she earned the nickname 'Waity Katie' - despite the fact she was known to help her parents with their party supplies business.

17 Kate and William's first official event together after they got engaged was at Anglesey last February - dedicating a new RNLI lifeboat.

18 Kate followed wedding tradition, and for 'something blue' had a blue ribbon sewn into the interior of her dress.

19 After the wedding ceremony, on April 29 last year, her bouquet was placed on the Grave of the Unknown Warrior at Westminster Abbey after the service, continuing a tradition started by the late Queen Mother.

20 The see-through dress which sparked William's interest in Kate when she wore it at a university fashion show in 2002 was auctioned in 2011 for £78,000.

21 The Duchess is descended from a family of solicitors and landed gentry on her father's side and butchers, plasterers, road sweepers and domestic servants on her mother's.

22 During her tour of California and Canada during the summer of 2011 she wore more than 25 outfits, winning her accolades from the world's fashion press.

23 Whenever she is photographed wearing high street fashion the garment quickly sells out - one Reiss dress, the Shola bandage dress, sold at a rate of one a minute after Kate was pictured wearing it. As such, Kate has widely been credited with reviving flagging interest in the British high street, transforming the fortunes of her favoured brands such as Zara and Reiss.

24 The Duchess is an official ambassador for Team GB and Paralympic GB.

25 With her husband William she will travel to Malaysia, Singapore, Solomon Islands and Tuvalu to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee this year.

26 When in the capital Kate sometimes uses the London bike hire scheme - and London Mayor Boris Johnson gave Kate and William a tandem Boris bike as a wedding present.

27 She is patron of Action on Addiction and the National Portrait Gallery, and royal patron of East Anglia's Children's Hospices and The Art Room. She is also a volunteer with the Scout Association and in the future will join activities privately with groups in north Wales and other areas.

28 Although Kate could have a private chef at her disposal, she prefers to do the majority of the cooking for herself and William, and is often spotted shopping at Waitrose on Anglesely and, when she is at Kensington Palace, at the Waitrose on Kensington High Street. Kate even surprised shoppers at Tesco last month when she shopped at the supermarket, stocking up on essentials including Kellogg's Special K.

29 Kate is not allergic to horses, as has been widely reported. At last night's War Horse premiere she steered clear of the horse on the red carpet - but only to protect her Alice Temperley gown. 'The horse was leaving piles of manure everywhere,' an onlooker said.

30 Contrary to previous reports, Kate will not move in with Camilla and Charles when William is posted to the Falklands next month. Instead, Kate plans to use the time to embark upon her charity work.

A ROYAL TWEET, AND REALITY TV QUEEN KIM KARDASHIAN SENDS KATE A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE

'I love Kate's style': Reality queen Kim Kardashian has designed the duchess a shoe for her birthday

It is a sure sign of the times when on the futrue Queen's 30th birthday, she prompts a tweet from the Palace and a shout out from a reality star. 
An official Clarence House tweet expressed thanks for the duchess's good wishes, saying:  ‘Thank you for all your #happybirthday messages to The Duchess of Cambridge today. They were all very much appreciated.’
And Kate was today sent a birthday message from Kim Kardashian, who uploaded a video onto her YouTube channel showing her wishing the Duchess a very happy 30th.
In the film, Kim says she 'just wanted to wish the Duchess of Cambridge a very happy birthday,' adding that she 'loves' Kate's personal style.
Kim says. 'I've created a special shoe just for Kate. Her style, I love it personally.
'I think every woman should feel like a princess every day. So, happy birthday!'
In honour of Kate's birthday, Kim has designed a shoe for online shoe site ShoeDazzle.co.uk - a £39.95 quilted almond-toe court which she christened The Duchess. 
The shoe, featuring a 4.5in heel and concealed platform, is, say ShoeDazzle, a style often worn at the 'hottest events' by Kate.
'The subtle gold hardware featured on the back of the shoe delivers an understated air of opulent elegance, looking both high fashion and high society,' ShoeDazzle said.
'Whether at a formal function with your own Prince Charming, a sophisticated soiree, or a family day at the races, style queens can look perfectly poised in these gorgeous courts.'

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Boycott Petitions To Get Kim Kardashian Of TV Screens Gains Lots Of Signatures

Remember the petitions that went up sometime ago calling for a Kardashian boycott after Kim announced she was getting divorced? Well, one of them looks to be still going strong. Over a quarter of a million people have signed such an online petition.

At the time of this post, 374,076. people have listed their names on BoycottKim.com, which asserts that Kardashian, 31, has made a "mockery of American culture."

The petitioners pledge to "boycott the products sold & marketed" by the reality star and to never watch "any television show, movie or sex tape" that features her.

Additionally, boycotters won't shop in any stores that carry Kardashian-branded merchandise. The site features the logos of brands and stores affiliated with Kim and her famous family.

Sears is reportedly following the boycott, as they sell a line of clothing from the Kardashians. The boycott's anonymous co-founder says the short-term goal is to collect 350,000 signatures, which they have gotten over and above, but feels that 500,000 names would get Sears to re-think their Kardashian kollaboration.

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Kardashian Family Shocked By Obama Diss

The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong.

The K-squad is telling friends ... they read Michelle's new interview with iVillage ...
in which she said,
"Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians -- when they watch that stuff -- he doesn't like that as much."

We're told the Kardashians were "surprised" by the news ... because Obama personally told Khloe he thought "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" was a "great show" when they met last year.

In fact, the Kardashians believe Sasha and Malia could actually LEARN something from the show ... because it features girls in real-life situations facing real-life problems ... health, relationships, the whole gamut.

As for why Khloe was even invited to the White House ... she tagged along with her Lakers star husband Lamar Odom, who was invited to celebrate his 2010 NBA Finals victory.

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